Guy1: *Walks out of a bathroom in a waitress dress*
Guy2: *about to laugh*
Guy1: *Holds knife to Guy2’s throat* “Laugh and I slit your throat in front of your family!”
Guy2: *Scared shitless* “HOLY SHIT DUDE!! Do you have to kill the joke that hard!? I don’t know how but you’re actually scarier in a dress!”
Guy1: *puts knife away* “Have you seen Silence of the Lambs?”
Guy2: “What have I created!?”
Guy1: “A monster! Get over it!”
Anonymous asked: I have dyed hair, facial piercings, visible tattoos (on my hand), and I dress punk and shit and I have a job. Before my current job I even worked at the Olive Garden as a waitress with my mohawk, chelsea cut and shaved head (span of one year).
Man lucky you! My biggest predicament has been being under aged, but since I turned 18 things should be different!
And everyone keeps telling me I wont get a job looking like I do. I don’t even put my mohawk up! This makes ma so happy! I can tell so many people to go eat a razorblade now!
One of my favorite things out there, hands down. I’m in love with the style and music score, gives me chills every time.
That was gorgeous.
I got goosebumps when the violin came into play.
I love this quote. I love this movie.
This scene impressed me so much when I first saw it. It still fills me with… idk
something. I love it.
Still one of my favorite lines from a movie ever.
Men In Black is one of those lovely movies that somehow manages to be campy and serious and funny and terrifying and all around wonderfully made.
Yesterday in Thailand, riot cops yield to peaceful protesters by removing barricades AND their helmets in a shocking gesture of solidarity.
"you should just get your license!"
“driving is fun!” “It’s not that hard!” leave me the fucK ALONE
Thank you! Finally someone someone says it. It’s like I don’t care if it’s a social requirement these days. I don’t fucking want to opperate your four wheeled murder machine! I fucking hate cars!!!